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December 2008
Votes received:
1. "It's difficult to remember that the objective was to drain the swamp... When you're up to your backside in alligators! ....Unknown source......"
From: Dave Moffat		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   2113
2. "a friend in need is a pest"
From: nonk		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1968
3. "you are dangling from the edge of the cliff that overlooks the abysmal pit of senility"
From: Hemant Tekchandani		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1967
4. "A minute They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them."
From: Elle		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1904
5. "If you can overhear the voices in someone else's head plotting your doom, its probably time to take a break"
From: Joseph Cheney		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1881
6. "i'm not forgetful.....my mind's just absent without leave"
From: nonk		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1878
7. "Work is the curse of the dringking classes. Oscar Wilde"
From: harry leyland		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1874
8. "there are many good reasons for drinking, and one has just entered my head, if a fellow can't drink when he's living how the hell can he drink when he's dead."
From: kev		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1855
9. "If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children". (Author unknown)"
From: Michael		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1854
10. ""The stars are matter We are matter It doesn't matter" From: Capt Beefheart "
From: scott		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1819
11. "unix IS user-friendly, it's just very picky about it's friends!!"
From: Joseph Cheney		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1807
12. "Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life."
From: 1badcpa		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1779
13. "Drink will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no drink! (converted, Furry Freak Brothers saying!!). "
From: Steve		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1775
14. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
From: Susi		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1771
15. "In every sentence, everything after the word "but" is the truth."
From: Brent		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1760
16. "Allways smile at a lady, if she's ugly it dose you no harm and makes her feel good. And if she's beautifull it dose her no harm and makes you feel good"
From: billy		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1719
17. "No good deed goes unpunished. From Martin"
From: Martin Lonsdale		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1714
18. "In life people will forgive what you do TO them, but never what you do FOR them!"
From: grodno		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1707
19. "The map is not the terrain!"
From: Andrew McMullon		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1700
20. "Never chase after buses or women - there will always be another one along in a minute"
From: Alistair Nicholls		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1696
21. "Before you criticise somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way - you're a mile away - and you've got their shoes."
From: JULIAN T		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1652
22. "Beware of making the measurable important, rather than measuring the important."
From: Peter Richardson		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1634
23. "" The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." -- BigSugar"
From: BigSugar		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1622
24. "He who laughs last thinks slowest."
From: JoshT		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1543
25. "quote " He who has false teeth laughs last""
From: ken		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1538
26. "Ruddles is for life, not just the weekend."
From: Emma Clarke		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1515
27. "If love is filled with fun and excitemant?? then y does it bring heartache and pain? "
From: emma		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1490
28. "i might b having the ugliest of the nose, smallest of the eyes, crookedest of the teeth, but the point is they all look good together"
From: chocoslayer		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1386
29. ""hurdles of life are upstairs to the optimists and downstairs to the pessimists"(leena singh)"
From: asmita		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1361
30. "One evening in October, When I was far from sober. I was dragging home my lonely manly pride. When my feet began to stutter, so I lay down in a gutter an d a pig came up and parked right by my side. "You can tell it is fair weather, when young men get together." a lady passer by was heard to say. "And you can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses." And the pig got up and slowly walked away. Harvz"
From: Harvz		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1162
31. ""Never above you,Never below you.........But ALWAYS by your side""
From: Shaun Ruddle		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1084
32. "A literate person might not necessarily be an educated person Pauline Felix"
From: pauline felix		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1035
33. "Absence unto love is like the wind unto fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great."
From: george blewitt		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   1001
34. ""Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks...!""
From: Sharon Haddock		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   971
35. "A man is as old as the woman he feels, and when he stops feeling he’s old"
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   923
36. "There are small sips and big sips, But the best sips are Ruddles-sips. "
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   896
37. "Roses are red violets are blue I love this web site and so should you"
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   878
38. "A stupid man has a loose tongue. A wise man has long ears. A Ruddles man has a considered opinion. "
From: hobbit		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   874
39. "A friend with a Ruddles... is a friend without troubles!"
From: thewoodwhiz		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   862
40. "A best friend indeed is a friend in need"
From: sabrina		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   847
41. "Sure god made man before woman, you always make a rough draft, before you make the final masterpiece."
From: Debbie		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   683
42. "It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear - Norm"
From: steve nagele		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   675
43. "They say that the best form of contraception is wedding cake..."
From: James Brown		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   581
44. "Tidy people are just too lazy to look for things!"
From: nigel		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   574
45. "Ruddles is God's way of telling us that He loves us and wants us to have fun and be happy."
From: vonHardenberg		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   398
46. ""I'm not here for a long time but I am here for a good time.""
From: sue hinds		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   397
47. "The trick to dying young is to live a long time before you get there. (quote, but cannot remember source)"
From: WilberForce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   391
48. "Here's to those that love us, and may they always love us. Here's to those that don't love us, and may the good Lord see fit to change their hearts. But if He cannot change their hearts, then may he sprain their ankles so we'll know them by their limping as they come down the road toward us."
From: James Delavan		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   381
49. "Those who don't plan for success will never fail."
From: WilberForce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   379
50. "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry"
From: Roy L-N		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   373
51. "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (Anonymous)."
From: Roy L-N		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   366
52. ""The early bird catches the worm but I prefer to get up late and have bacon and eggs.""
From: kevin joyce		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   132
53. "If you cannot impress them with the facts - Dazzle them with bull sh*t"
From: Howard		    
vote for this phrase   e-mail to a friend   62